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Friday, March 7, 2014

Funny Friday - Pacifier Lies

Me -

When I was little my Mom was always tearing up the newspaper ads when she was done with them. I wanted to do it too, but I was always putting them in my mouth. I was only allowed to help tear up the ads, if I  had a pacifier in my mouth. So one day, I had a pacifier in my mouth and we were tearing up the newspaper ads so I spit out the pacifier and put the ads in my mouth.

Mom-

I told Aurella she could only have a pacifier if she was in the car or going to sleep so she said "Aurella sleep!"

"Is Aurella really going to sleep?" I asked.

Aurella nodded.

"No, you're not." I said. "Do you think Mommy is stupid?"

"Stupid, mommy." said Aurella.


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